george bush cheerleader in chief

by now we all know that george bush was a cheerleader. but did you know that sarah mcpalin was one also. and a beauty queen. anyway...bush was cheerleader in a time when girls in tiny little outfits weren't around. so george did his best with what the good lord gave him. he was the best damn cheerleader that he could be. I think he was our first cheerleader/president. think of the boost he has given to the self-esteem of millions of little girls. might not be a girl in the oval office but, by gosh there is a cheerleader. the cheerleader in chief deals with all the top world leaders. He has had to put up with a lot of cracks by wise ass leaders like putin and the lot over the years I am sure. that's why he tries so hard to keep a firm hand. and to do those preemptive cheers, I mean, strikes. Oh well it's too late for a george bush column on cheerleading, but hopefully Sarah will be elected, McCain will kick off and we'll have plenty of time and material to continue in this vein.