AWW HONEY MY BUTTON'S BROKEN

I'M SORRY...I KNOW I HAVEN'T WRITTEN, IT JUST KINDA SLIPPED MY MIND. BEFORE YOU START ON THAT TIRADE LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I MEAN. DON'T YOU THINK? I KNOW IT'S HARD FOR YOU BEING MARRIED TO AN SOB LIKE ME, I'M SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF GUYS THAT WOULD JUST LOVE TO BE IN MY SHOES. I CAN'T THINK OF A SINGLE ONE IN HIS RIGHT MIND RIGHT NOW, BUT IT'LL COME TO ME, WHICH IS THE CRUX OF THE MATTER. SOMETIMES I JUST FORGET. I DON'T DO IT ON PURPOSE. IT'S THAT DAMNED CRS. CAN'T REMEMBER STUFF. I'VE GOT IT BAD. MAYBE IT'S THE ROLAIDS. MAYBE I SHOULD START TAKING THE WRAPPER OFF BEFORE I EAT THEM. THAT WOULD CUT DOWN ON THE ALUMINUM CONTENT. IT'S JUST SO DIFFICULT LIVING WITH A PERSON THAT IS THE PERSONIFICATION OF EVIL, I MEAN PERFECTION THAT YOU ARE...I GUESS IT'S ALL OVER. I'LL JUST HAVE TO ADJUST TO LIVING WITHOUT YOU. I THINK I CAN HANDLE THE GRIEF. AFTER ALL IT'S JUST GRIEF. THERE'S GRIEF AND THEN THERE'S GRIEF AND YOU GIVE ME PLENTY. SO...WHAT WAS IT AGAIN THAT THAT I DID WRONG? IT'LL COME TO ME...JUST GIVE YOU A MINUTE....I CAN'T PROMISE YOU I'LL GET BETTER BECAUSE I'M FUNCTIONING AT FULL CAPACITY RIGHT NOW. AND MY "MAKE IMPROVEMENTS ON A LIFE RIDDLED WITH FLAWS" IS BROKEN. SORRY. I LOOOOOVE YOU....DON'T BE HARSH...LOL. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. BYE NOW.