January 9, 2009 - Friday
DO YOU WET THE BED?
THE ANNOUNCER WAS ASKING IF I, THE LISTENER, HAD TO GET OUT OF BED TO URINATE. DUH! NO I JUST PISS THE BED. JEEZ! SOME PEOPLE CLAIM THAT ANTACIDS MIGHT BE CAUSING ALZHEIMERS BECAUSE OF THE ALUMINUM CONTENT. I'M LIKE, WELL EINSTEIN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THEM OUT OF THE WRAPPER BEFORE YOU TAKE THEM....I MEAN C'MON!